So I went to the doctor this morning for a checkup. He was asking about lifestyle habits and such things, which I tried to be relatively honest about.
Doctor: "Well, I think you should probably try to cut back on the alcohol intake. In addition to potential damage to several organs, it can lead to stress and irritability."
Me: "SHUT UP! SHUT THE F*@K UP! DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU F*@K$#G DIPS*%T!"
I then drove up Broadway to Jim's Alibi.
7 years ago
3 comments:
You paid a $15 copay for that!?!?! Next time give me the $15 and I'll advise you to drink less. :)
My copay is $20 ... I'll pay you if we can spend it on beers as you dispense your advise.
Don't you mean 'advice'?
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