Saturday, December 6, 2008

Maybe She Doesn't Know My New Phone Number ...


This "six degrees of separation" theory is crap. If it was true, then surely Juliana Hatfield would know of, and have responded to, my marriage proposal by now. She must be the one person on the planet who I don't have some obscure communication path to. I mean, it's been 12 years, and I'm still waiting.

Universal Heartbeat (from Only Everything):



I'll wait forever, Juliana, but it would be nice to be able to tell Kate Pierson one way or the other.

4 comments:

prom queen said...

Kate Pierson? From the B-52s? EW!! I thought you had better taste! And she's old!! Wait...so are...oh never mind.

The Dead Acorn said...

ummm ... the new broom sweeps clean, but the old broom knows where the dirt is ...

Or something like that.

Kate Pierson is HOT.

N*88 said...

Kate Perison is hot.

prom queen said...

IS NOT