6 days ago
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Maybe She Doesn't Know My New Phone Number ...
This "six degrees of separation" theory is crap. If it was true, then surely Juliana Hatfield would know of, and have responded to, my marriage proposal by now. She must be the one person on the planet who I don't have some obscure communication path to. I mean, it's been 12 years, and I'm still waiting.
Universal Heartbeat (from Only Everything):
I'll wait forever, Juliana, but it would be nice to be able to tell Kate Pierson one way or the other.