Friday, December 19, 2008

Could I Just Take A Quick Look At Your Diploma, Doctor?

So I went to the doctor this morning for a checkup. He was asking about lifestyle habits and such things, which I tried to be relatively honest about.

Doctor: "Well, I think you should probably try to cut back on the alcohol intake. In addition to potential damage to several organs, it can lead to stress and irritability."

Me: "SHUT UP! SHUT THE F*@K UP! DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU F*@K$#G DIPS*%T!"

I then drove up Broadway to Jim's Alibi.

3 comments:

Megan said...

You paid a $15 copay for that!?!?! Next time give me the $15 and I'll advise you to drink less. :)

The Dead Acorn said...

My copay is $20 ... I'll pay you if we can spend it on beers as you dispense your advise.

Pick-a-lilly said...

Don't you mean 'advice'?