So I went to the doctor this morning for a checkup. He was asking about lifestyle habits and such things, which I tried to be relatively honest about.
Doctor: "Well, I think you should probably try to cut back on the alcohol intake. In addition to potential damage to several organs, it can lead to stress and irritability."
Me: "SHUT UP! SHUT THE F*@K UP! DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU F*@K$#G DIPS*%T!"
I then drove up Broadway to Jim's Alibi.
3 months ago