Sunday, January 18, 2009

Why'd We Have To Have All These Kids, Anyway?

Just a quick note to all you young newlyweds whose religion might suggest you start pumping out them zoobies as regularly as possible: Yes, the bible says "Go forth and multiply!", but I'm pretty sure God would be cool with it if you multiplied by .5 or by 1.

Sweet pickled pomegranates, it's a vagina, not a clown car.


Anonymous said...

Too bad it's not a clown car-you might have a chance at driving one sometime! BAM! JK, LOL or whatever

The Dead Acorn said...

Yeah, I think I lost the keys. Damn.