It's a dreary downtown day
But at the end of my 30 foot leash
Is my little dog Quiche
Quiche the poodle!
It was a little wet this morning – I really need to get one of those spray guard thingies for my rear wheel. I felt like the cat that Pepe Le Pew is always chasing around. Only, you know, my stripe was water, not white paint, and I’m a human being, not a cartoon cat, and there wasn’t a skunk bounding after me telling me that I could run, but I could not hide. So I guess I didn’t feel like that cat at all.
Ahhh, cartoons … the last safe haven for stalking/sexual predation/cross-species-skunk-on-cat-goodness humor.
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