Monday, October 20, 2008

What Were You Eating Under There?

I stopped at Target after work today and got some new boxers, among other things. A couple of tips concerning underwear:

1) Always buy at least one set of duplicates.

2) Make sure that your significant other knows that you have identical pairs.

This establishes, when you don't change them for 3 weeks, plausible deniability. "Well, of course these are clean, silly sweet-cheeks sugarplum! I did laundry two days ago! The ones I was wearing yesterday were my OTHER pair!"

This has been the latest installment in my ongoing lecture series "How To Stay Single."


Katie said...

So this means you own a whopping two pairs of underwear?

If I only knew then what I know now...hahahaha

Sarah said...

I'm so dense. I just read the title and said to myself, "What? What are you talking about? Under where? What does that have to do with anything?"

The Dead Acorn said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahehehehe OMFG. "Under where?"