I stopped at Target after work today and got some new boxers, among other things. A couple of tips concerning underwear:
1) Always buy at least one set of duplicates.
2) Make sure that your significant other knows that you have identical pairs.
This establishes, when you don't change them for 3 weeks, plausible deniability. "Well, of course these are clean, silly sweet-cheeks sugarplum! I did laundry two days ago! The ones I was wearing yesterday were my OTHER pair!"
This has been the latest installment in my ongoing lecture series "How To Stay Single."
2 months ago