I stopped at Target after work today and got some new boxers, among other things. A couple of tips concerning underwear:
1) Always buy at least one set of duplicates.
2) Make sure that your significant other knows that you have identical pairs.
This establishes, when you don't change them for 3 weeks, plausible deniability. "Well, of course these are clean, silly sweet-cheeks sugarplum! I did laundry two days ago! The ones I was wearing yesterday were my OTHER pair!"
This has been the latest installment in my ongoing lecture series "How To Stay Single."
4 years ago
3 comments:
So this means you own a whopping two pairs of underwear?
If I only knew then what I know now...hahahaha
I'm so dense. I just read the title and said to myself, "What? What are you talking about? Under where? What does that have to do with anything?"
HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahehehehe OMFG. "Under where?"
Moo!
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