Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

So I'm clicking around them interwebs, and I run across a site ranking the least intelligent dogs:

1. Afghan Hound
2. Basenji
3. Bulldog
4. Chow Chow
5. Indy
6. Bloodhound
7. Pekinese
8. Mastiff
9. Beagle
10. Bassett

WTF? They actually listed my specific dog at number 5? Those BASTARDS. I mean, yeah, she jumped out the car window on the way home from the pound when I first got her, and yeah, she's hit the knobs on the stove a couple of times and filled the house with gas, and yeah, she's fallen off the bed once or thrice, and yeah, she has a propensity to get her front leg through her bandana so she has to hop around on her other three, but seriously ... Whisky. Tango. Foxtrot. That's just over the line.

1 comment:

Indy said...

Look who's talking! I've seen you crash your bike...a lot! You've fallen out of that bed too! And you know that car window that I jumped out of? Aren't you the one who shut down the interstate in a spectacularly dumb/drunk fiasco in that car?
So next time you are pointing the dumb finger...take a look at yourself!
P.S. That wasn't stupid. I was trying to kill you with that gas thing.