Wednesday, August 27, 2008

How To Give A Speech

I love this guy.

I also love that his walk-in music is "Love Rollercoaster." Knowing who his wife is makes me wonder how the hell this guy is not president ('cause she's got, like, an MA in international relations, not 'cause she's like, 6'9", English, and has a tongue piercing. Jesus, you shallow bastards.)


N*88 said...

I don't think she's that hot. That accent would get really annoying after awhile, like a southerner

Sarah said...

Whoa! She looks like she could hurt him. And tongue piercings are revolting. I'm with Warren on this one...not hot.
All that aside...I am ashamed to say that I know nothing about him but when I did a "who is your ideal president?" thing that Casey sent me...he was my #1 pick based on the answers I gave.

The Dead Acorn said...

That accent would get really annoying after awhile, like a southerner

Southern accents are like sweet molasses on the pancake of my tympanic membrane. Now, upper midwestern accents ... those can wear on you.

"pancake of my tympanic membrane?" wtf?

Sarah said...

That was creepy sounding
"pancake of my tymapnic membrane"
I don't think I'll be able to eat breakfast for days now after hearing membrane and pancake in the same sentence.

The Dead Acorn said...

Maybe "flapjack of my ear drum" would have been better.

No, not really, I guess.

N*88 said...

Ohhh Tony,you're going to get your ass kicked and I'm not going to stop her

Megan said...

Hey!!! What happened to the saucy comment about Jason's annoying accent?