One might conclude by the dearth of new posts that there’s nothing very exciting going on in my life as of late, and one would be correct. Plus, the Ada County Jail doesn’t have wifi.
I did finally do a little camping a couple of weekends ago, which was quite lovely, despite the fact that the combined levels of ability-to-plan-and-communicate between me and the person with whom I was camping is somewhere around … umm … something that has very little ability to plan and communicate:
Dead Acorn: (unloading the stuff from the Zuke Of Earle) “Umm … where’s your tent?”
Person With Whom I Was Camping: “In my storage area at home. You were going to bring your tent.”
DA: “Well, no … you said you were going to take care of all the bedding, Little Miss I-Have-A-4”-Air-Mattress.”
PWWIWC: “And I did, dumbass. A tent is not bedding.”
DA: “One could make that argument, I suppose.”
So we slept out in front of god and everyone, which afforded us a beautiful view of the clear night sky (“my god, it’s full of stars …”). Luckily, we had this ferocious guard dog to fend off wild animals:
Indy didn’t make the trip, as she actively seeks out wolves and bears to invite back to camp.
Of course, sleeping outside greatly increased the importance of liberal use of mosquito repellant, which led to us having a conversation extraordinarily similar to the one about the tent, and eventually having to buy a can from our camp neighbors (they were extremely pleasant, and wanted to give us their extra can, but we insisted on giving them $5 (3.23 £), as if we could buy our way out of our shame and embarrassment.
It tolly worked.
The rest of the trip was calming and uneventful, as such trips should be (other than running out of vodka during breakfast, initiating yet another conversation about roles and responsibilities …). Forest GOOD.
I did get something of a letdown on the drive home. We stopped in Crouch, which is a westerny little town, with log buildings and hitching posts and all that kind of cowboy-ey stuff, and while I’m about as far from being an actual outdoorsy westerner as one could imagine, I still enjoy the good feel it has. "Had," I guess I should write, because I discovered that it’s all just a façade:
I snapped that picture, then slowly trudged back across the street to The Dirty Shame, where I was consoled by the person with whom I was camping and the ebullient breakfast bartender Mario.
Oh Crouch, I could never stay mad at you.