Monday, October 20, 2008

What Were You Eating Under There?

I stopped at Target after work today and got some new boxers, among other things. A couple of tips concerning underwear:

1) Always buy at least one set of duplicates.

2) Make sure that your significant other knows that you have identical pairs.

This establishes, when you don't change them for 3 weeks, plausible deniability. "Well, of course these are clean, silly sweet-cheeks sugarplum! I did laundry two days ago! The ones I was wearing yesterday were my OTHER pair!"

This has been the latest installment in my ongoing lecture series "How To Stay Single."
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3 comments:

  1. Indy The BEST Dog EverOctober 23, 2008 at 3:02 PM

    So this means you own a whopping two pairs of underwear?

    If I only knew then what I know now...hahahaha

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  2. SarahOctober 25, 2008 at 11:06 AM

    I'm so dense. I just read the title and said to myself, "What? What are you talking about? Under where? What does that have to do with anything?"
    HAHAHA

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  3. The Dead AcornOctober 25, 2008 at 2:54 PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahehehehe OMFG. "Under where?"

    Moo!

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